I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
don’t you mean “without doing anything?”
sleep is for the people without internet access
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
Winning an argument against your parents like
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"