WAKE UP AMERICA.
THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’
THESE ARE POTATO WAFFLES
YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON POTATO WAFFLES AS WELL AS FREE HEALTH SERVICE AND ME. I PITY YOU.
Pretty sure that waffle fries taste a lot better than potatoe waffles.
Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape, and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change.
Frostbite one week challenge : day 1, favorite new character
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
Waiter: would you like the chef to put the dolph in or the dolph out?
Shark: dolphin please
Waiter: would you like that whale done?
Shark: of course